Babes Love Baseball

Oh, my goodness, I love this site. Or, at the least, this post. It's in response to the "news" of Alex Rodriguez's mistress (who is apparently both a Scores dancer and Playmate), the site proposes some mistresses for other current ballplayers.

My two favorite choices:

Curt Schilling and Ann Coulter.

Which one of these two likes to hear themselves talk more? I can imagine long pillow talk sessions over why each of them is so awesome, and why George Bush and Republicans and being a self-important waste of human hot air is so awesome. Imagine the fist-pumping that would probably take place.

I should add that the photo of Coulter - clearly in the Top Ten of most loathsome humans anywhere - is the best photo I've ever seen of her. I usually just think she looks angry, overly thin and fake blond.

But the greatest? Has to be this one:

Roger Clemens and a Life-sized blow up doll of himself.

Roger loves him some Roger. Because there's no being on earth that can satisfy Roger Clemens like Roger Clemens can.