Best. State. Of. The. Union. Ever.

Full disclosure: I didn't watch any of the SoTU, and have no plans to do so though I did read an excerpt of the prepared speech online. Listening to our President talk is an exercise in pain for me, and makes me embarrassed for our country.

So, why is this the best State of the Union ever? Obviously, because it's his last.

Which reminds me that last week I had planned on blogging about how there is now less than a year left in this disaster of a Presidency, but as I was travelling for work and am a moron, I forgot.

But, it's STILL true, thanks to math! Less than a year to go until someone more competent sits in the Oval Office. (Note that this includes virtually every candidate, major or minor, in this years election.)