Convergence.

Folks who know me know that there are a few things I'm afraid of - or pretend to be afraid of for fun, anyhow:

1) Mama's Family. Yes, that stupid TV show

2) People singing on TV

3) The Snuggle Bear (hence the icon on this website - confront your fears!)

And most of all, Carol Channing.

Which is why it's sort of refreshing to see the apparently insane Britney Spears looking like this:

I mean. Obviously, she's lost it and that is sad. And it's also been clear for awhile that the girl needs help. Frankly, she looks a LOT better on the right than the left. Bald, she's at least halfway to a Natalie Portman in "V for Vendetta" with a touch of Sinead.

But on the left? In the wig and giant glasses? Tell me that's not Carol F-in Channing right there. Just terrifying.

Is it just me?