Fish on a Bicycle

Seriously, is it asking so much to think that the leader of the free world can ride a fucking bike? this is at least the THIRD time I can remember him falling and scraping himself while biking. And I'm about 99.9999% convinced he isn't mountain biking, just riding along.

That's retarded.

The President Can't Ride a Bike

I mean, maybe he isn't an idiot, maybe he is smarter than the nickname 'Chimpy' warrants, but five year olds can ride a bike better than he can.

At least he gets back on the thing. I suppose that's worth something. But seriously, why does he fall so much? Is he on some type of medication? Is he drinking again? Or is he just geniunely uncoordinated and/or unlucky? Somehow the latter explanation doesn't seem the most viable...