What’s a golf sicko? If you know, you know, but let’s just say I was in Hawaii last week, and was at the Diamond Head Monument, and saw this park at the bottom of the crater.
All I could think about was that it looked like an amazing fairway and how many cool holes could be put into that space.
I have an active “Bucket List” of courses I want to play and have imported into Google Maps. The green are the highest priority, purple indicates they’re private and probably a tougher get.
That, among many other types of examples, is what constitutes a golf sicko.
And then, I see something like this and realize that even I have my limits:


I don’t know why this got retweeted six and a half years later, but it showed up in my timeline. When I tell you that I have a “Bucket List” of golf courses to play, I quite literally have more than 260 courses on that list.
Carbrook Golf Club was not on that list, and … it’s not going on it either. Yikes.