Insight From The Checkout Lane at Longs Drugs

One day, perhaps not too far in the future, people will look at the following and think, "Who EVER thought that this in any way belonged on a beauty magazine? Or that it defined, in any way, beauty?

On second thought, those questions are perfectly fair for July 2008. Unless of course, a cro-magnon looking waif is your idea of "hot." It's not mine.