Is it wrong?
Is it wrong...
That I find the "Real Men of Genius" commercials funny? I'm pretty sure that as a left-coast, left-of-center guy with a post=graduate degree, I'm supposed to sniff my nose at this stuff.
Sorry, just can't. So, given that, here is the Real Men of Genius archive I just found and a direct link to one of my favorites, Mr. 80 SPF Suntan Lotion Wearer. Lyrics below, but you should listen to it yourself:
Today we salute you
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
(mr. 80 SPF sunblock wearer)
There are 24 hours in a day
You're wearing 80 hour protection
If the sun fails to go down...
You'll be ready.
(don't forget the moonlight)
Your coconut-scented force field
blocks out all the sun's rays
and any stray rays
from another sun
in another galaxy.
(you're a star)
30 SPF?
Please...
you might as well be wearing cooking oil
(something smells delicious)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon
In the middle of the Sahara Desert
(mr. 80 SPF sunblock wearer)
Sigh.