Just Shoot Me Now
It's funny how one single sentence can ruin your whole morning:

Condoleezza Rice as a long-shot for San Francisco's front office, perhaps? Nice story, Adam Schefter.
It's not enough that she helped fuck up at least two countries, now she might further screw up my favorite sports team? Granted, there's not much farther to fall ... but she's one of the people who can find new depths.
No. No. A THOUSAND TIMES NO!