My New Favorite Joke
Found, of all places, on ThingsYoungerThanMcCain.com.
A polar bear asks his Mother, "Mom, am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes darling, of course you are," his mother answered.
"Are you SURE I’m a polar bear?"
"Yes dear,” his mother replied, “You are. I am, your sister is, your father is, we’re all polar bears."
"Are you POSITIVE?"
"Yes, yes, for the last time, you’re a polar bear! Why do you keep asking?"
"Because I’m fucking freezing!"