Old People are Old!
OK, I sort of have to post this through some obligation - when a chick from Heroes does a profanity-laced video about John McCain, it's in my contract to put it up here.
Hayden Panettiere claims she knows she's hot enough to command your attention for 30 seconds, so let's test that out:
http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf
See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die
Unfortunately, it's not very funny - though it's not awful. I will say that Hayden Panettiere acts better here than she does in almost any episode of Heroes.
P.S. John McCain is old.