Picture In Need of a Caption?

This is disgraced Republican and future Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich and his current (third*) wife, Callista Gingrich:

Nah, we don't need a caption contest - this baby is already written:

PLEASE HELP ME. I AM SO...SCARED. TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM.

Of course, I'm always willing for other suggestions. Please leave them in the comments.

* For those curious, Callista did start dating Newt while he was married to Marianne Ginther -- who he ALSO dated while married to his first wife Jackie Battley, who couldn't keep tabs on him because she was dying in the hospital with cancer. Hell of a guy, Newt.