Stay Classy, Juice

It's not enough to be the most well-known murderer walking around the fair streets of the country, now O.J. Simpson is taking it to a HNL, a Hole, New, LEVEL!

That's right, he's breaking into casino hotel rooms. Check it.

I'm going to Vegas next week, and I swear to god, I'm brining a Maglite to crack this numbnuts over the skull if I see him.

Investigators questioned O.J. Simpson and named him a suspect Friday in a break-in at a casino hotel room involving sports memorabilia.

The break-in was reported at the Palace Station casino late Thursday night, police spokesman Jose Montoya said. He said investigators determined the break-in involved sports collectibles.

"When they talked to him, Simpson made the comment that be believed the memorabilia was his," Montoya said. "We're getting conflicting stories from the two sides."

Please, Orenthal, just go to hell (literally) and get out of our lives.