The Best (Only?) Reason to Vote for Mike Huckabee

Seriously...how funny would it be if THIS guy was the First Son (or whatever they'd call the son of the conservative evangelical president)?

That would be just insanely funny. To quote Wonkette,

David, on the other hand, is what might happen if Roger Clinton ate Billy Carter. David Huckabee tries to smuggle his guns aboard commercial flights, angrily pays $6,000 fines in pennies, and brutally kills stray dogs at Boy Scout camps. He will also sue you if you say he’s a pothead.

Oh, good times.