The Death Of The Dutch Oven
It's hard to not think this is actually a joke, but ... apparently it isn't.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw&hl=en_US&fs=1&]
That's right, it's a blanket to help control farting - or, more specifically, to control the smell so when your partner rips it, you don't 'suffer.'
I am speechless.