The Derby

Someone recently asked me if I like the Kentucky Derby. Though I'm an avid sports fan, my honest answer was that I couldn't care less about it, that horse racing is something I don't even understand or follow, etc.

However, I did say this - that the Derby itself is amusing for me to watch second and third tier celebrities from the coasts show up, dressed like IDIOTS. I mean, that's fun all year round.

To wit, courtesy of Go Fug Yourself, I give you Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson:

Look, I'm no fashion guy - but she looks ... pretty dang good.

But he ... looks like the biggest idiot I think I've ever seen. Or at least in the top-ten. I seriously hope someone, at some point during the race, smacked this guy in the face with the full palm.

That is all.