The Juice
Oh, Internet how I love you. Sure, you have some problems like sites for Red State nincompoops to spread around lies, you help no talent folks get famous, and a whole host of other problems.
But in general, Internet, please know that this love is real.
Because things like the following - which I pilfered from Brahsome, which got it from Winning the Turnover Battle, and is apparently from TMZ.com, makes everything bad worth it. O.J. Simpson, apparently pissed that he couldn't reap any profits over his double-murder (Ron Goldman's parents are instead going to release If I Did It and share the profits with the Browns, making Simpson look even worse and not profit from it), he went on some call-in show where apparently the phone screener passed out or something.
It's good stuff: