The Miss Beazley Files

I'm still dumbfounded by the fact our President has a freaking dog named Miss Beazley and gets thought of as 'regular folks' while when Barack Obama orders orange juice in a diner, he's some how out of touch.

But, I had thought, I shouldn't make too much of this...after all, the President has two daughters, who probably named this dog back when they were young.

Uh, not so much.

According to Miss Beazley's page on whitehouse.gov (yeah, you read that right), here are some facts about President Bush's Scottish terrier (and why not an American dog, HUH?):

• Miss Beazley's father is named Clinton. (I love this.)

• Her nickname is...sigh...Beazley Weazley.

• The dog was a present from President Bush to Laura Bush. I'm assuming she named the dog...except that Miss Beazley apparently hangs out in the Oval Office, which sort of makes it HIS dog, not hers.

Just for fun, this makes Miss Beazley's owner the Douche Nozzle of the Week.