The Risk Of Being A Public Figure

Poor Kaz Matsui:

Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure.

That's an unnatural tear or crack in the anus skin, for those of you not in the know. Matsui is expected to be out until at least Friday. Anal fissures can become chronic problems, but the Astros hope using a different medication will sooth Matsui's issue.

The word you are looking for is, "Eeks."