The Sunglasses Problem

Wearing sunglasses is awesome and a luxury of a developed nation - I love my sunglasses, I do. But there's always a problem wearing them when you walk inside or it gets cloudy outside ... what do you do with the glasses?

If you don't have your glasses case - or even if you do, since they are bulky - most folks used to do one of two things - fold them up and hinge them on their shirt collar, like this:

...or, wear them on TOP of their head, like this:

And occasionally, a weirdo will choose to push their glasses up on his forehead, like these two weirdos:

But somewhere along the line, a new trend emerged AND IT HAS TO STOP. Somewhere, somehow, it became acceptable to rest your sunglasses on the BACK of your head. Like this guy:

I know that everyone is entitled to look as dumb as they want to, but really, this is unacceptable. We can do better as a society. There's no shame in wearing these on top of your head or even - gasp - carrying them in your hand.

End of old man rant.