Top Chef Starts Tonight

And while I am very excited about it - along with Project Runway, Top Chef is in the pantheon of never miss reality shows for me like Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race and...well, I watch plenty of others, but those are the big ones. Anyhow, while I am pretty psyched about the show, this note from THE HATER at the Onion A/V Site is pretty choice:

As foretold by Bravo text polls, posters filled with gleaming knives, and the hidden heiroglyphics in Padma's giant arm scar, the fourth season Top Chef begins tonight. In order to get the pre-judging underway, Bravo has already posted the new chefs' bios to their website, which was nice of them--except they're calling the chefs "Cheftestants" which makes me so chefmad I chefwant to chefstab Bravo with their cheflogo chefknife. Going to BravoTV.com already feels like being punched in the face repeatedly with fists of annoyingness, so poking me in the eye with a word like "Cheftestant" is just really unnecessary.

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