Want to see something really scary?
That's a classic line from the generally not-so-great Twilight Zone movie, but it's a good question here. Do you?
OK, how about this:
That's pretty damn scary.
Or, how about this:
To me, that's even scarier - but perhaps you don't also have an innate fear of Carol Channing. I could post more pictures of snakes, spiders, Snooki, or Dick Cheney ... but I am not sure I'd find anything scarier than THIS:
That's today's lineup for the Giants. What is truly horrifying is that Bruce Bochy is batting Orlando Cabrera in the fifth slot, ahead of 1st baseman Aubrey Huff. Look, I love Huff Daddy (there's a picture of him in the banner of this very website) - but he's having a horrible season. I mean ... HORRIBLE. And waiting on the bench is youngster Brandon Belt. Who ... isn't. And certainly should be getting some starts.Â
This is atrocious.
 I know, Brandon ... I know.