Wonderfully scary

So, here's the thing.

When I was in high school, one of the first famous women I became smitten with was...okay,it was Brooke Shields. But shortly after that, it was Elle Macpherson. To point out how old I am, I graduated high school in 1986.

This is Elle back then in 1986 and sorry if its a bit NSFW.

That is the picture I had up in my room, and yes, my parents were very proud of me.

This is the lovely, blonder Elle today.

I mean, sure she looks different, but not really. She's 43 years old, dude. I know plenty of women (or men, for that matter) in their twenties who never looked this good in their life.

What the hell? Can't we take some of her DNA and use it to improve the species?