You're the Man Now, Dog...

Not that I would expect someone who calls himself "Dog" to be brilliant, but this is flat our moronic, racist and hilarious (in a schadenfreude kind of way):

Here are some snippets from the understandably controversial chat, in which Chapman—a Hawaii-based bail bondsman by trade—discusses with his son the repercussions of having a black person around while he and his team use the N-word (Tucker's girlfriend, Monique Shinnery, is black):

"I'm not taking a chance...not because she's black but because we use the word n---er sometimes here. I'm not going to take any chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for 30 years because some drunken n---er heard us say n---er and turned us into the Enquirer magazine...I'm not taking that chance at all never in life. Never..."

Then, of course, he is now saying that he's not a racist at all -- but, he uses that aowrd a lot. Which, given that he's white, is somewhat inconsistent with his "I'm not a racist" comment. It's sadi, because I honestly didn't think it was that prevalent for white people to still use this slur, no matter how stupid they are. But I guess folks like Dog exist to prove me wrong.

You're the man now, Dog. The stupid man.